- I need you to whip it out by 5!
- Mind if I use your laptop?
- Put it in my box before I leave.
- If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!
- I want it on my desk NOW!
- Hmm… I think it’s out of fluid.
- My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
- It’s an entry-level position.
- When do you think you’ll be getting off today?
- It’s not fair… I do all the work while he just sits back!
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